[GOAT] Goats of Thunder


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I would like to be a part of this guild. My lifelong dream is becoming a GOAT and I feel as though being a part of this elite group will help further my ambitions. Also, I want to learn the in's and out's of roaming and small group WvW. Add fcpack.2640.

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The Goat Father has hied off on a European walkabout, last we heard.

Though he has been seen gamboling about Lion's Arch wearing a baggy loincloth, playing bad music on a dilapidated set of pan pipes mumbling something about Zamphir.

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Have you ever wanted to roleplay as a steampunk crew on board of an invisible dirgible, running about a scenario developed entirely through the use of a downloaded history book poorly translated for children? Now is your chance! Recruiting high octane players who ply their trade underneath bridges in the south, on top of houses in the north and automatically reject the notion of being 'outnumbered' as careless folly. 

Accepting applications. Apply within. Leave your sanity at the door. We are like Cthulu just with way better hygiene and a fantastic dental plan. 

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Have you ever wanted to roleplay as a steampunk crew on board of an invisible dirgible, running about a scenario developed entirely through the use of a downloaded history book poorly translated for children? Now is your chance! Recruiting high octane players who ply their trade underneath bridges in the south, on top of houses in the north and automatically reject the notion of being 'outnumbered' as careless folly. 

Accepting applications. Apply within. Leave your sanity at the door. We are like Cthulu just with way better hygiene and a fantastic dental plan. 

The Goatmen of the Apocalypse have arrived! Hold on to your pants. I'm pretty sure it is GOAT 'cuz SNAFU and FUBAR don't fit in the guild panel...

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The Goatmen of the Apocalypse have arrived! Hold on to your pants. I'm pretty sure it is GOAT 'cuz SNAFU and FUBAR don't fit in the guild panel...

Accurate assumption. A number of my more twisted ideas didn't fit. Damn you limitations! 

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We are back in business once again. If nothing else, join the Goat discord for bacon flavored mayhem and many discussions of naked bums. 

Your backside. Not the street entertainers. Is there a difference? Dun dun duuuun. 

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We are up to ten members. The GOATs, they spread like candy coated mushrooms that divine otherworldly ways of making enemies give up completely while tossing loot at our feet. 

Verily, we go where we are not likely needed but almost certainly wanted. 

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Still disturbing the peace. Still rocking the cuffs with a crease. Still lovin' the WvW like a beast. 

Come play with us. We only come out after dark. 

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Is this you?

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goats1.thumb.jpg.3ad9b2a5b7e51fc40166774

Is this you?

I am the one up top, looking carefully and with great focus down upon the herd. This is an actual representation of the GOATs on a scouting mission. Always seek the high ground. Never let anyone sneak up you. And, always bring friends. 

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All new members...we welcome you as Initiates to the HOLY Order of Really Bad Puns.

May the groans of your enemies....and friends...echo through the caverns of your mind and theirs.

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Oh...and Happy Birthday, Goat Father

May yer days be baaaa'...thed in joy & scented oils.   Lets hoist a flagon of Goat-a-rade in honor of his semi epic event.

Udderly ridiculous, I know

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I am the one up top, looking carefully and with great focus down upon the herd. This is an actual representation of the GOATs on a scouting mission. Always seek the high ground. Never let anyone sneak up you. And, always bring friends. 

Oh, I thought you were just defoliating that tree, didn't realize it was important Toast business.  Should have recognized the absence of pants.  

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Oh...and Happy Birthday, Goat Father

May yer days be baaaa'...thed in joy & scented oils.   Lets hoist a flagon of Goat-a-rade in honor of his semi epic event.

Udderly ridiculous, I know

We shall toast with this.....

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This just in: working towards doing raids. Plus we are now international. I recruited a player from France today. :)

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This just in: working towards doing raids. Plus we are now international. I recruited a player from France today. :)

 

PVEEEEeee???...are ye daft, man?

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PVEEEEeee???...are ye daft, man?

it's just so crazy it might work! Quick, to the goat mobile! 

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Now featuring Dungeon groups, Fractals each night where we can scrap enough people together and eventually Raids. Plus some EU players! Truly, this is madness with a spot of tea on top. 

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I'll be going over this detailed strategy guide tomorrow night! Don't miss out! 

85a14677d4904f1b49e43bf4075a3547--pigmy-

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