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[GOAT] Goats of Thunder


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Hello and welcome! 

 

What I offer to you: 

  • A place to hang your hat in a hysterical friendly environment
  • Assistance learning the WvW game mode and more advanced tactics for veteran players
  • Warm welcome for all classes (Yes, I take Rangers and Thieves) 
  • No rep requirement (Encouraged when we do missions so you get the lewts)
  • WvW scheduled raids twice a week (we are on every night anyway)
  • PVE as a group for gear (Fractals or open world)
  • Working towards raids
  • Discord for voice and community (TC as a server uses Teamspeak, we will use that when joining other groups)
  • Theme nights in WvW
  • Lewd and lascivious humor
  • Roaming, dueling, Zerg style, Havoc squads. We do it all. 

What I'm looking for in recruits: 

  • People who value fun first while being competitive 
  • Being open to theory craft with the group and always improve
  • Enjoy being part of a community that really is like a family
  • Sarcasm
  • Being on Tarnished Coast to join in our madness 
  • Active members of a guild who are interested in building from the ground up
  • Players who enjoy a vast array of content and combat styles

If you have any further questions please let us know! Try us out for awhile and see what the insanity is all about. 

Contact: Fatherbliss.4701 (Guild Lead and Chief Mischief Maker), MawbsteR.3890 (Officer and Lead of WvW), WTFLIN.6801 (Officer and PVE Raid Lead) 
 
Feel free to join the Discord to listen in to our banter or music bot: https://discord.gg/y7vbNSr
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Baaaaaahhhh!  Baaaaahhhh!......

When you hear this in battle...you die...laughing

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Baaaaaahhhh!  Baaaaahhhh!......

When you hear this in battle...you die...laughing

*another satisfied customer*

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On a serious note: Looking for a small group of roamers to help fight against the tyranny of JOY. Join me for being annoying, thigh slapping good times and excellent taste in music. If you like defending TCBL, scouting, getting bags (because sometimes you have to run with the zerg) contact me today. I don't bite but I definitely lick. Like. I like things. 

Our opposition runs condi heavy. 

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Had 3 people on at the same time last night....GOAT is growing. Baaaaaa!!!

 

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Sometimes, you just have to make a stand.

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Hey there. Do you need a guild? Because I need to know if you like shiny things that move fast. Like this bike. This large, thrumming bike. With zero moral standards. 

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Bow to my superiority...hairless ones!

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Need a place to chill? Friends aren't online? Come play with us. 9/10 Asurans rate us as "above average" for head massages. 

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And, you can pick your own nickname! We'll call you whatever you want! And probably a few things you don't...

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And, you can pick your own nickname! We'll call you whatever you want! And probably a few things you don't...

I vote for calling all of the Necros some form of 'Skippy.' 

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Also, we always dress to kill.

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Here at the center for wayward gamers, we have done comparative studies between people who game with like minded individuals vs. those who put gerbils in their pants. 

The results are so far inconclusive. But we *do* know that the gerbil union is currently picketing outside in LA. 

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Time is critical in securing victory. So it's a win if the enemy zerg pauses for a few seconds over your naked corpse asking each other, "What was that idiot doing?" 

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Time is critical in securing victory. So it's a win if the enemy zerg pauses for a few seconds over your naked corpse asking each other, "What was that idiot doing?" 

That is a perfectly valid strategy. One that I often employ in the age old question: Can I make it from *this* side of the enemy zerg to the other only to crash into tower door that just flipped to their color?

Yes, yes I can. 

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As one can plainly see from the chat yesterday, we shall now call that Western area "Beef Bay" from here on out. Enemy forces are pork enthusiasts, clearly attempting to make our walls squeal for mercy. 

And this just got weird. It got weird didn't it? Dammit. 

 

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As usual I am in, but what am I in?

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As usual I am in, but what am I in?

This should answer your question. 

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Looking for highly qualified individuals to imitate a fights only guild who attacks only when they outnumber their opponents. 

From behind. 

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Hard to fit everyone from behind when you outnumber them....

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Hard to fit everyone from behind when you outnumber them....

I can fit a number of people into my behind. That didn't come out right. I can find a number of people with my behind. I can come from behind and find a number of people? Dammit. Back later. 

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